Magelang, Indonesia

With a population of just 124,912, Magelang is a far cry from the bustling metropolises many expats dream of. The city's location in Central Java's agricultural heartland means infrastructure and amenities are basic at best. Bureaucracy is a persistent headache, as evidenced by the city's convoluted history of shifting administrative status under Dutch and Indonesian rule.

On the plus side, Magelang offers easy access to the stunning Borobudur temple complex and opportunities for white-water rafting. The local climate is mild, with average temperatures hovering around a comfortable 25°C. However, the city's remoteness means relying on Yogyakarta or Semarang's airports, an hour's drive away.

Unless you're drawn to Magelang's military history and educational institutions, or simply want to experience authentic Javanese small-town life, this city is unlikely to satisfy most expats' expectations of living abroad.