Zurrieq, Malta

With a population of 12,842, Zurrieq is one of Malta's oldest towns, but don't expect a quaint village. The bureaucracy is a persistent headache, and the parish churches, while historic, require constant restoration. Still, the town's lively feasts, scenic Blue Grotto, and restored Xarolla Windmill offer glimpses into Maltese culture. Whether Zurrieq is the right fit depends on your tolerance for Mediterranean red tape and a climate that can be stifling in the summer.