Vilseck, Germany

With a population of just 6,920, Vilseck is a sleepy German town that hardly seems to warrant a large American military base on its doorstep. The bureaucracy here is a persistent headache, with the town's history of destruction and plundering during the Thirty Years' War still echoing through the slow pace of local administration. And while the town's medieval architecture and riverside setting offer some charm, the harsh Bavarian climate is a far cry from the sunny comforts many Americans seek abroad. Ultimately, Vilseck is best suited for those with a tolerance for red tape and a tolerance for long, chilly winters - not the typical expat looking for an easy life overseas.