La Dorada, Colombia

The population of 72,925 might seem modest, but the bureaucratic headaches in this Colombian town are anything but small. The economy revolves around livestock, fishing, and tourism - hardly a diverse or future-proof mix. And situated on the banks of the Magdalena River, La Dorada's tropical climate is a constant challenge.

While the city has a Roman Catholic diocese, the infrastructure and amenities here are decidedly basic. Newcomers seeking an easy transition or modern comforts would be better off looking elsewhere in Colombia.

This town is perhaps best suited for those seeking a slower pace of life and willing to navigate its administrative hassles and natural obstacles. But for most expats, the trade-offs in La Dorada are simply too high.