Cosmópolis, Brazil

Cosmópolis is a modest city with a population of just 59,773, offering little to attract the average expat. The bureaucracy alone is a persistent headache, as evidenced by the circuitous career path of footballer Erison, who had to bounce between clubs on loan deals just to keep his career afloat. While the warm climate may appeal to some, the lack of major economic opportunities means this sleepy São Paulo suburb is best suited for those content with a quiet, unglamorous life.