Santo Tomé, Argentina

With a population of just 31,879, Santo Tomé is a sleepy second-tier municipality that offers little to excite expats. While it's a mere 9 km from the capital city of Santa Fe, the slow pace and bureaucratic headaches of provincial Argentina make this an unattractive option for all but the most dedicated small-town enthusiasts. The occasional opera singer and top international streamer may call this place home, but for the average American seeking a vibrant, cosmopolitan lifestyle overseas, Santo Tomé is decidedly off the mark.